King of the Hill (V.3.0)

I form up an army of ninjas and attack the dojo! Sensei cant hold them all off, so we take over!

Me and Kane kings!

How utterly pathetic. How can any of you even hope to stand a chance against me when all of your stuff is made of CARDBOARD! My army and Sensei laugh at your futile attempt at domination of the hill and I take over as rightful King and ruler.

P.S KK, I think that it would be more appropriate for Breakthrough to make the rules, as this is his thread.

I get some flamethrowers and burn your ninja army to ashes. Me and kane kings!

But I split up both of you.Then I banish you to the land of 2D. Me king!

I hit you all over the head with a baseball bat. Done and done.

And I get my new Mabel army to chase you off the hill. MY HILL!

Nicktang10 wrote:And I get my new Mabel army to chase you off the hill. MY HILL!

I call my chitari army to fight off your mabels. The chitari destroy your mabels.

Me king !

But now I have a group of Directors who control the universe. They delete you forever!

Nicktang10 wrote:But now I have a group of Directors who control the universe. They delete you forever!

Using my hacking skills, i re-create myself and delete your Directors!

Me King!

Ugh. When will you all surrender to me? When you finally realise that your armies are made of cardboard, you storm off in rage. I send you on holiday to Barbados to calm you down and I seize the hill while you're relaxing.

Ccpenguin8 wrote:Ugh. When will you all surrender to me? When you finally realise that your armies are made of cardboard, you storm off in rage. I send you on holiday to Barbados to calm you down and I seize the hill while you're relaxing.

Actually, your armies are made of cardboard too! So I call my private jet from Barbados, get my famous flamethrower and burn everything!! Me king!

i will use my flaming RPG and crossbow to kill you. then i use my water gun to put out the fire but spell my name in the fire


me king! :king:

totelyawsome wrote:i will use my flaming RPG and crossbow to kill you. then i use my water gun to put out the fire but spell my name in the fire


me king! :king:

Anyway, the guy you killed was a clone, so I come back and I bomb the place with napalm bombs. You get terrorized and run away!

Me king :king: Heheh

well again i will use my flaming RPG and crossbow to kill every clone you have and you. then i use my water gun to put out the fire but spell my name in the fire

me king again :king: :king: ( the first king is for i was king before. second king is for now)

I use a secret spell to disarm your RPG and crossbow. Then, I can my chitari army to destroy the rest of your army!

Me king! :king: :king:

well i steal alex's powers (a wizard from wizards of waverly place) and use a spell to take over the universe with you as my slave.


me SUPER king! :king:

totelyawsome wrote:well i steal alex's powers (a wizard from wizards of waverly place) and use a spell to take over the universe with you as my slave.


me SUPER king! :king:

I cast a spell that destroys your spell! After, I get my super flamethrower and burn you to the bone!

Me super DUPER king :king:

then my bones fart a magic fart that bring me back and this whole planet is made of pizza i eat it take over a different hill at a different planet

me super duper MUPER ( ) king :king:

totelyawsome wrote:then my bones fart a magic fart that bring me back and this whole planet is made of pizza i eat it take over a different hill at a different planet

me super duper MUPER ( ) king :king:

Walks away.. Awkward... I think I'm the king now...

Nope! While you're not looking, I grab you and throw you into outer space!

Me king!

I grab a flamethrower and burn your pathetic cardboard defenses to the ground. LONG LIVE KING CCPENGUIN!

I kidnap Gary and force him to make me a giant human-eating super robot. The robot nukes your pathetic defences and then eats you.

Me king!

I shred you away. Me king!

I come back and tickle you to death!

Me king!

i kick you off the hill. It's pretty obvious who's king now.