King of the Hill (V.3.0)

While you celebrating about your reign, I put my cardboard army to life and give them really swords to drive you off the hill, I am king!

...that are also made of cardboard. While your army is moaning about their flimsy, cardboard swords, my army destroy them! I am KING!

But how can your army kill my army when they are just made of sticks? So once again I am made king!

I I kick you down the hill with a Mawashigeri Jodan! (Strongest kick on the head there is.)
Who's the king? CJ!

thats nice, but it was one of my clones... I made a special fortress in the hill where you cant find.. I am king

I blow up the hill, find the fortress, blow that up, and re-build an artificial hill. I am the king.. once again.

I cause you to go into a continuous time paradox, never allowing you to escape! (At least until you say "TEH BOO IS KING!" I am now king.

Boo492 wrote:I cause you to go into a continuous time paradox, never allowing you to escape! (At least until you say "TEH BOO IS KING!" I am now king.

I reawaken Dracula and pay him 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 euros to take over the hill for me. He is immortal, cannot be manipulated into working against me, and can't be killed, sucked, distracted, crushed, stomped, tickled, or anything.MEH THE ULTIMATE KING!!!!!!

(Try to stop me now!)

Sunlight. I am king now. LONG LIVE TEH BOO!

Boo492 wrote:Sunlight. I am king now. LONG LIVE TEH BOO!

Immortality, remember? So he can't be killed.

The sunlight keeps trying to attack, but fails. Dracula has already claimed the sun, as it couldn't defeat him, and is the monarch of the Hill. He offers me to be the king, and we rule the hill equally, for eternity. The people of the hill are happy, will offer us their love and respect. The hill is protected by an indestructible bullet proof glass, and I expand my territory to cover parts of Siberia.

I eat your brain out... MEH KING!

JackPirate45 wrote:I eat your brain out... MEH KING!

Shield. Either ways, what you did was bite a dummy of me, so you get kicked out of MY hill into Kenya, where a bunch of Angry Masai warriors are coming to get you.

Well, I run fast, so I run back to the hill and eat you. (Again.). CJ KING!

And you are banned from the hill. NOW MEH KING!

Ok well I kick you off and now I am king, but watch out I have many duplicates that look like me but are really not

I Go behind you while you're not looking and push you off the hill, where my army of evronians suck the energy out of your body. To be sure i caught the right person, I throw a couple of poisonous gas bombs on the hill. The gas kills every clone you have!

Mehking!!!

Well I was never there at the time hahaha I was in the hill to make sure that nobody would find me then I built an atomic bomb underneath, and made a force field that extend from the ground under, bye, I am king!

Stringman620 wrote:Well I was never there at the time hahaha I was in the hill to make sure that nobody would find me then I built an atomic bomb underneath, and made a force field that extend from the ground under, bye, I am king!

I go back in time, and trap you in a box (yes, a box). I AM TEH KING BOO!

Boo492 wrote:

Stringman620 wrote:Well I was never there at the time hahaha I was in the hill to make sure that nobody would find me then I built an atomic bomb underneath, and made a force field that extend from the ground under, bye, I am king!

I go back in time, and trap you in a box (yes, a box). I AM TEH KING BOO!

i go back to 3'000'000 b.c and leave you there with no clothes

You guys obviously didn't read my posts before. The hill is on indestructible, bullet-proof shield, and you guys can't get in. The people are truly loyal to me, and can't be contacted by the outside world. However, they have enough food and resources to live.

As for the other posts, you were just taking over a balloon hill, and I pop it. WOOOSHHHHHH.

Try to stop me now!

I dig a tunnel inside the hill, followed by a bunch of mercenaries. When we get in, the mercenaries kill you and your people!

Meh king!

And While you are not looking, I call up an army of evil Mabels. They irritate you to death. Meh king!

Anyway, I give your Mabels candy, and take Over the hill. I put an indestructible

sphere around it. It cannot be dug under, kicked, threw, or destroyed.

Dracula and I decide the hill was getting over populated. We blow up the hill, and relocate to Madagascar.

(May I do a King of the hill v.4?)

(Mabels hate candy. by the way. I got it from the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki.)

Anyway, I shoot a nuclear bomb from space. Only a nuclear bomb can destroy! Meh King!

Nicktang10 wrote:(Mabels hate candy. by the way. I got it from the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki.)

Anyway, I shoot a nuclear bomb from space. Only a nuclear bomb can destroy! Meh King!

then you realize that it was a rocket with me inside it and i turn around and blow you up. me king!