King of the Hill (V.3.0)

i kick you of the hill and i rip off the hill and take it to darth vaders ship. me and darth vader king now! :king:

I contact the good side to bomb your vader starship. After, I plunge 1.000.000 stormtroopers in your ship and kill everyone!

Me king !

i lure you and your storm troopers away from the hill with root beer! meh king!

I dress up as someone else and offer you poisoned beer. You drink it, and you die!

Me King!

*I come back to get revenge* and blow you up! MEH KING!!

I revive and call my stormtroopers back to cut you into pieces!

Me king, once again!

I blow you up! (pause) Again! Im da king!

Actually, you blowed up one of my clones! So i put you ina cage and let you rot!

Me king!

i bring you to a stadium and put raw unions to your eyes to make you cry and you run away (stadium filled with 1000 people)



me demon king (not really a demon) :king:

I beat the game,

I am teh KING..

I push teh Restart Button, erase all files, and make a new file call "Teh Boo is King!" :king:

i delete those files and make a lock so you cant delete it the only way you can find the password is: (not telling you)so don't think about deleting my file named: the awesome is king not teh boo of breakthrough or maygirl or Ccpenguin or anybody

totelyawsome wrote:i delete those files and make a lock so you cant delete it the only way you can find the password is: (not telling you)so don't think about deleting my file named: the awesome is king not teh boo of breakthrough or maygirl or Ccpenguin or anybody

XD Okay, I break the server/computer whatever's holding the files and buy a new one and make a new file call "TEH BOO IS KING" and I make a password which is...... not telling!

we are done with the computer post's and i take over the hill



long live the king!(and i mean it. im gonna last long) :king:

Oh yeah? I bring a real army at the hill to kick you out.

Me king!

I shoot you in the head.

Me queenie.

...with a cardboard gun. You run away in embarrassment.

LONG LIVE KING ME!

You go corrupt and I kill you when you are asleep.

Long live me! :king:

I revive and fart in you face.

Me king!

well i buy a light saber cut of your butt and fart your smelly fart on you




me king for this many years: :king: :king: :king:

I uh... live after.. uh.. 5 seconds ago?

I am the king

I kick you away. Me king. Again :king:

I use my rocket launcher to blast you off the hill!

Me king!!

i push you off a cliff



me king once more!

I push YOU off a cliff.

Me King! :king: