King of the Hill (V.3.0)

I go back in time and spam your computer so you never got to register on CPF.... Me the KING

I also go back in time and assassin you when you were a baby , so you never got to
 join the forums.... 

Me king. 

Gotchee wrote:I also go back in time and assassin you when you were a baby , so you never got to
 join the forums.... 

Me king. 

0_0 Disturbing...

I send Herbert into a volcano, and he burns up. You are mournful, and end up in depression. Me the King!

I revive Herbert and he wants to destroy you, and you run for your life! I am the king!

I stage a coup and overthrow you. MEH KING!

jorsnape wrote:I stage a coup and overthrow you. MEH KING!

 But it was all a dream! As you wake up you fall into a pit of quicksand conjured by me. I am the King!

Turns out that was a dream inside a dream! Then in real life (no dreams ) i throw you into a real pit of quicksand!
MEH KING!!

Okay you know what?

"What?" asks Jorsnape.

Look up!

You look up only to see a giant grand piano falling at you 90 mph.

Jorsnape gets crushed! ME THE KING!

As I am also part of TFDBC, I claim my rightful share.

ME THE..CO-KING.

Ccpenguin8 wrote:As I am also part of TFDBC, I claim my rightful share.

ME THE..CO-KING.

 In Ccpenguin's greedy ambition to claim my hill he trips over a stone and falls into the underworld.

King Kane wrote:

Ccpenguin8 wrote:As I am also part of TFDBC, I claim my rightful share.

ME THE..CO-KING.

 In Ccpenguin's greedy ambition to claim my hill he trips over a stone and falls into the underworld.

*SHOCK* For assaulting a fellow TFDBC member, King Kane is sent to prison in the dungeon at the foot of the hill. As I am, of course, the only rightful king available, I take the throne. ME KING.

Ccpenguin8 wrote:

King Kane wrote:

Ccpenguin8 wrote:As I am also part of TFDBC, I claim my rightful share.

ME THE..CO-KING.

 In Ccpenguin's greedy ambition to claim my hill he trips over a stone and falls into the underworld.

*SHOCK* For assaulting a fellow TFDBC member, King Kane is sent to prison in the dungeon at the foot of the hill. As I am, of course, the only rightful king available, I take the throne. ME KING.

You tripped over a stone. I never assaulted you...

Anyways, your lying is seen and the DARK BLOOM banishes you.

I am the King!

King Kane wrote:

Ccpenguin8 wrote:

King Kane wrote:

Ccpenguin8 wrote:As I am also part of TFDBC, I claim my rightful share.

ME THE..CO-KING.

 In Ccpenguin's greedy ambition to claim my hill he trips over a stone and falls into the underworld.

*SHOCK* For assaulting a fellow TFDBC member, King Kane is sent to prison in the dungeon at the foot of the hill. As I am, of course, the only rightful king available, I take the throne. ME KING.

You tripped over a stone. I never assaulted you...

Anyways, your lying is seen and the DARK BLOOM banishes you.

I am the King!

In the light and happiness of friendliness, the dark bloom becomes ill and has a bad cold.

I'm King!

Ccpenguin8 wrote:

King Kane wrote:

Ccpenguin8 wrote:

King Kane wrote:

Ccpenguin8 wrote:As I am also part of TFDBC, I claim my rightful share.

ME THE..CO-KING.

 In Ccpenguin's greedy ambition to claim my hill he trips over a stone and falls into the underworld.

*SHOCK* For assaulting a fellow TFDBC member, King Kane is sent to prison in the dungeon at the foot of the hill. As I am, of course, the only rightful king available, I take the throne. ME KING.

You tripped over a stone. I never assaulted you...

Anyways, your lying is seen and the DARK BLOOM banishes you.

I am the King!

In the light and happiness of friendliness, the dark bloom becomes ill and has a bad cold.

I'm King!

 Why! If you made the Dark Bloom ill..!!!! How dare!

Herbert goes to Fluzzity and guess what?

Meanwhile, you get sunk by a torpedo!

I am the new King!

I put on a Boba Fett suit and annihilate you. I'm the king now!

Ringo604/Thewotter604 wrote:I put on a Boba Fett suit and annihilate you. I'm the king now!

 I sign a peace treaty with Darth Herbert and Aunt Arctic arrests you with her CIA like powers. Me the King!

I nurse the Dark Bloom back to health and he becomes my best friend.

ME THE CHIEF DOCTOR OF THE HILL!

Ccpenguin8 wrote:I nurse the Dark Bloom back to health and he becomes my best friend.

ME THE CHIEF DOCTOR OF THE HILL!

!!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY CREATION! (I drew it )

Anyway, Herbert destroys Fluzzity and all its Fluzzers (LOL JK)


I poison the FLuzzers' minds against you, CC, and they swarm upon you and throw you off the planet.

Me the king.     

As I write the description and personality of every Fluzzer, I merely edit them to work for me.

But as I don't like this fighting, I turn down my King position and become Prime Minister.

Ccpenguin8 wrote:As I write the description and personality of every Fluzzer, I merely edit them to work for me.

But as I don't like this fighting, I turn down my King position and become Prime Minister.

 You get overthrown because of your poor economic skills. When running away, an army of Zarkas (They're an insect I had to make up for Science Class ) swoop in on you and throw you into the atmosphere where you are frozen in time.

Me King. >>>>>> :P

I become king because I am awesome 

I am King because swag is bad.

I remain Prime Minister, as nobody has challenged this yet, although I'm kind of bored of the current king.

But what I actually say is: LONG LIVE THE KING!

I overthrow the constitutional part of the monarchy.

King!

King Kane wrote:I overthrow the constitutional part of the monarchy.

King!

 I Inject a virus in All of your computer systems!

Meh king! : D