EPF: Team Snow's Revenge

(EPF is a new series of stories written by me, the first story is Team Snow's Revenge!)

Part 1: The last failure of Herbert

Me, Gary, Rookie and Jet Pack Guy all sat down in the command room to receive our brief of Operation ULTRANETWORK. Herbert was hidden in the Recycling Center. “Okay, agents. Herbert is located in the Recycling Center. We have no idea why he is hiding but we must stop hi---” explained the Director. The signal disconnected and every computer screen in the building showed Herbert’s face. “I’m afraid your plan is full of inconsistencies. Sorry, fools; Team Herbert win again.” said Herbert via the PA System. I ran towards the lab door and spoke into the intercom. “Technical Officer, reporting into EPF labs.” I said. The doors to the funicular opened. I, with the other high ranking agents, rode the funicular down to the security command network and AI Core. The AI in charge of the EPF netork was called E-Ultra. The mission we were going on was filed by Ultra, it’s first mission.

“Ultra: Brief us.” Gary asked calmly. E-Ultra’s lights turned from red to a flashing blue during it’s speech. “Find Herbert P. Bear, Esquire. Report findings to HQ and then use the capture device built by Gary.” Gary unlocked the cabinet where the device was held. I asked the AI a question. “What if you forget about us?” I asked. The AI, again changed colors, but now to green. “I will only forget about venting the building when I have found something extremely interesting.” it said. We all looked mortified. “That was a joke.” it then said, when it saw us. I walked out of the EPF command room and headed towards the town. I heard a loud scream, from a penguin and then a piece of debris. “Commanders, Agent R.A speaking. A massive piece of debris nearly hit me- Oh my god it’s proto-bot!” I screamed down the phone to the command room. I ran towards the recycling center.

“Herbert, this ends here! Give up!” shouted Rookie. Jet Pack Guy grabbed him and whispered to him “Don’t let him know we’re here!” I snuck through the piles of trash and debris. Jet Pack Guy and Rookie followed. JPG asked me a question. “...For future reference, the hell is a funicular?” he asked me. I burst out laughing at the way he said it. “Um... It’s an elevator-tram-thing-hybrid...” I couldn’t think of a better explanation. “Guys! I see Herbert! Okay, Jet Pack Guy, you get the capture device, Rookie, you distract Herbert. Me? I’ll destroy all of his progress.” I explained our plan. We executed it. Herbert expected us. He knocked the other two agents into pods. He ran and secured the pods. I grabbed a crowbar from some rubble and smashed his computers up. “You idiot! That’s the life support systems and controls to the pods! If the pressure in those pods gets too low, those penguins - They’ll crush themselves! And blow up this entire building!” shrieked Herbert. He attempted to override the network, but to no avail. He started fighting me. I kicked him back into a pod. Rookie’s pod started glowing, the pressure was low and it was extremely hot. He was in boiling water smashing his flippers on the glass. I made a harpoon gun from the rubble in Herbert’s lair. I shot all of the pods, they smashed open. I helped Jet Pack guy and Rookie to their feet. Hundreds of penguins were in them. I couldn’t smash them all. “Jet Pack Guy, get Herbert locked up. Rookie, smash the pod control panel. Free these penguins.” I said. I noticed the control panel flashing red, and then all of the pods started cracking slowly. Three explosions happened in random places. All of the glass inside of the pods shattered and penguins started coming out. E-ULTRA rang my spyphone, “I hacked into your retinas and it seems you saved 182.9837 penguins! Excellent work!” said E-ULTRA. I was questioning the 0.9837 of a penguin, but it’s stuff you must do. Herbert awoke off the floor and shook his fist at me. “You... Look what you’ve done! You’ve killed everyone in here! Just wait until it happen---” exclaimed Herbert, he was rudely cut off by sirens. We all attempted to get to the doors. Something was jamming the spy phone teleportation feature. “It’s E-ULTRA. What on gods name are you doing?! We’re getting high toxicity reports from that area!” exclaimed E-ULTRA. I lead all of the penguins towards the door and smashed the glass panes in it. I guided all of the penguins out of it and we sat outside. Herbert was inside the building when it was reduced to rubble. We couldn’t see him anywhere.

I arrived at the HQ. Penguins were in there, they were against the EPF. The director grabbed me. “This may be... Confusing, but Team Snow are attacking us!” exclaimed the Director. “Team Snow? Who are they?” I asked. The Director looked around to see if they were around. “They believe all animals on the island should be treated equally. Your stunt at the recycling center made them think we wanted to harm puffles and other animals.” explained the Director. I crawled into the corridor facing the command room. “Team Snow, jam the signals here then take anything that seems important.” said Brulie, the Team Snow Leader. I looked around to see if I could run towards the computers. I couldn’t without causing a distraction. I rang E-ULTRA on my spyphone. “E, blow something up outside the comm room. I need to get in there.” I asked E-Ultra. Seconds later, an elevator in the medical sector exploded. Team Snow rushed over. “E, what are the codes to the computer?” I asked. E-Ultra sent the codes to my phone and I entered them. Little did I know, Team Snow rigged the computer to self-destruct the building. “Self Destruct Activated.” said E-ULTRA. I ran towards the funicular. Team Snow ran towards me as I started going down. They jammed it and pulled me out.

I awoken weeks later, I was in Team Snow’s HQ. “Hello. I’m Brulie. Your little stunt at the Recycling Center harmed over 1000 puffles, 6 polar bears, 19 walruses and thousands of fishes. How can you not see what you did?” said Brulie. He was mad at me. “E..E..Ultr-ra... H-help me...” I plead, nothing at the HQ received my signal. I was injured and was on the urge of death. Brulie sent his agents in to take me to the medical bay. “W-where...are..w-we?” I asked. They showed me a window. We, somehow were in a space station. “We get here using teleportation technology. We call them inter-dimensional doors.” said an agent. After several hours, I felt alright. I wasn’t in the best of moods but it was bearable. My eyes opened and surgeons were operating. Alarm bells rang. “Station Controls broken. Citadel Station is heading towards Earth at 126.2 miles per hour. Prepare for impact.” said some sort of computer on board. Everyone started panicking. I headed towards the communications sector of this station. “Technical Officer, reporting in. Team Snow has captured me. We are heading to Earth.” I said over the weak connection.
“Agent! You’re going extremely fast!” exclaimed Gary.
“Agent. Please refrain from worry.” said E-ULTRA. I was amazed at how all of this technology survived. I sat down waiting for impact. Boom.

The station crashed into town. Everything, reduced to rubble. The length of the station crushed the stadium, snow forts and plaza too. I crawled with my remaining energy into the nightclub. The speaker with a ladder to the boiler room had been smashed off. I climbed down to notice the boiler had exploded, gas was filling the room quick. I ran towards the pool and dipped into it. I washed my body in it. The chlorine stung like mad, but it killed bacteria. I climbed back into the nightclub slowly and walked out. Brulie climbed out and approached me. “T-team sno-now.. Will win against the evil of the EPF...” he said before falling down. I walked away from him struggling to get up. Naturally, I headed to the recycling center. It was now a university. Penguins were hiding in here. “What’s up?” I asked them calmly. One of them got the courage to answer. “We’re scared of the meteors that hit!” he said. I helped him up on his feet. “No meteors hit. Although, avoid the town, stadium, snow forts and plaza. It’s very...messy.” I said. I didn’t want him to worry. He lead the other penguins out. I let out a smile and he smiled back as they all headed towards the cove. “E, is EPF tech up?” I asked E-ULTRA. It took several minutes to respond, so I sat down to recovery. “No. EPF Technology is severely damaged. I am currently attempting a patch on teleportation devices, causing delay in the message system.” replied E. I walked towards the town to see Brulie. He was gone. I then went to the EPF Command Room. It was being repaired. I sat down infront of the command monitor, as if I was to receive orders. I just sat there and waited. My phone rang.

RadioActivitii wrote:(EPF is a new series of stories written by me, the first story is Team Snow's Revenge!)

Part 1: The last failure of Herbert

Me, Gary, Rookie and Jet Pack Guy all sat down in the command room to receive our brief of Operation ULTRANETWORK. Herbert was hidden in the Recycling Center. “Okay, agents. Herbert is located in the Recycling Center. We have no idea why he is hiding but we must stop hi---” explained the Director. The signal disconnected and every computer screen in the building showed Herbert’s face. “I’m afraid your plan is full of inconsistencies. Sorry, fools; Team Herbert win again.” said Herbert via the PA System. I ran towards the lab door and spoke into the intercom. “Technical Officer, reporting into EPF labs.” I said. The doors to the funicular opened. I, with the other high ranking agents, rode the funicular down to the security command network and AI Core. The AI in charge of the EPF netork was called E-Ultra. The mission we were going on was filed by Ultra, it’s first mission.

“Ultra: Brief us.” Gary asked calmly. E-Ultra’s lights turned from red to a flashing blue during it’s speech. “Find Herbert P. Bear, Esquire. Report findings to HQ and then use the capture device built by Gary.” Gary unlocked the cabinet where the device was held. I asked the AI a question. “What if you forget about us?” I asked. The AI, again changed colors, but now to green. “I will only forget about venting the building when I have found something extremely interesting.” it said. We all looked mortified. “That was a joke.” it then said, when it saw us. I walked out of the EPF command room and headed towards the town. I heard a loud scream, from a penguin and then a piece of debris. “Commanders, Agent R.A speaking. A massive piece of debris nearly hit me- Oh my god it’s proto-bot!” I screamed down the phone to the command room. I ran towards the recycling center.

“Herbert, this ends here! Give up!” shouted Rookie. Jet Pack Guy grabbed him and whispered to him “Don’t let him know we’re here!” I snuck through the piles of trash and debris. Jet Pack Guy and Rookie followed. JPG asked me a question. “...For future reference, the hell is a funicular?” he asked me. I burst out laughing at the way he said it. “Um... It’s an elevator-tram-thing-hybrid...” I couldn’t think of a better explanation. “Guys! I see Herbert! Okay, Jet Pack Guy, you get the capture device, Rookie, you distract Herbert. Me? I’ll destroy all of his progress.” I explained our plan. We executed it. Herbert expected us. He knocked the other two agents into pods. He ran and secured the pods. I grabbed a crowbar from some rubble and smashed his computers up. “You idiot! That’s the life support systems and controls to the pods! If the pressure in those pods gets too low, those penguins - They’ll crush themselves! And blow up this entire building!” shrieked Herbert. He attempted to override the network, but to no avail. He started fighting me. I kicked him back into a pod. Rookie’s pod started glowing, the pressure was low and it was extremely hot. He was in boiling water smashing his flippers on the glass. I made a harpoon gun from the rubble in Herbert’s lair. I shot all of the pods, they smashed open. I helped Jet Pack guy and Rookie to their feet. Hundreds of penguins were in them. I couldn’t smash them all. “Jet Pack Guy, get Herbert locked up. Rookie, smash the pod control panel. Free these penguins.” I said. I noticed the control panel flashing red, and then all of the pods started cracking slowly. Three explosions happened in random places. All of the glass inside of the pods shattered and penguins started coming out. E-ULTRA rang my spyphone, “I hacked into your retinas and it seems you saved 182.9837 penguins! Excellent work!” said E-ULTRA. I was questioning the 0.9837 of a penguin, but it’s stuff you must do. Herbert awoke off the floor and shook his fist at me. “You... Look what you’ve done! You’ve killed everyone in here! Just wait until it happen---” exclaimed Herbert, he was rudely cut off by sirens. We all attempted to get to the doors. Something was jamming the spy phone teleportation feature. “It’s E-ULTRA. What on gods name are you doing?! We’re getting high toxicity reports from that area!” exclaimed E-ULTRA. I lead all of the penguins towards the door and smashed the glass panes in it. I guided all of the penguins out of it and we sat outside. Herbert was inside the building when it was reduced to rubble. We couldn’t see him anywhere.

I arrived at the HQ. Penguins were in there, they were against the EPF. The director grabbed me. “This may be... Confusing, but Team Snow are attacking us!” exclaimed the Director. “Team Snow? Who are they?” I asked. The Director looked around to see if they were around. “They believe all animals on the island should be treated equally. Your stunt at the recycling center made them think we wanted to harm puffles and other animals.” explained the Director. I crawled into the corridor facing the command room. “Team Snow, jam the signals here then take anything that seems important.” said Brulie, the Team Snow Leader. I looked around to see if I could run towards the computers. I couldn’t without causing a distraction. I rang E-ULTRA on my spyphone. “E, blow something up outside the comm room. I need to get in there.” I asked E-Ultra. Seconds later, an elevator in the medical sector exploded. Team Snow rushed over. “E, what are the codes to the computer?” I asked. E-Ultra sent the codes to my phone and I entered them. Little did I know, Team Snow rigged the computer to self-destruct the building. “Self Destruct Activated.” said E-ULTRA. I ran towards the funicular. Team Snow ran towards me as I started going down. They jammed it and pulled me out.

I awoken weeks later, I was in Team Snow’s HQ. “Hello. I’m Brulie. Your little stunt at the Recycling Center harmed over 1000 puffles, 6 polar bears, 19 walruses and thousands of fishes. How can you not see what you did?” said Brulie. He was mad at me. “E..E..Ultr-ra... H-help me...” I plead, nothing at the HQ received my signal. I was injured and was on the urge of death. Brulie sent his agents in to take me to the medical bay. “W-where...are..w-we?” I asked. They showed me a window. We, somehow were in a space station. “We get here using teleportation technology. We call them inter-dimensional doors.” said an agent. After several hours, I felt alright. I wasn’t in the best of moods but it was bearable. My eyes opened and surgeons were operating. Alarm bells rang. “Station Controls broken. Citadel Station is heading towards Earth at 126.2 miles per hour. Prepare for impact.” said some sort of computer on board. Everyone started panicking. I headed towards the communications sector of this station. “Technical Officer, reporting in. Team Snow has captured me. We are heading to Earth.” I said over the weak connection.
“Agent! You’re going extremely fast!” exclaimed Gary.
“Agent. Please refrain from worry.” said E-ULTRA. I was amazed at how all of this technology survived. I sat down waiting for impact. Boom.

The station crashed into town. Everything, reduced to rubble. The length of the station crushed the stadium, snow forts and plaza too. I crawled with my remaining energy into the nightclub. The speaker with a ladder to the boiler room had been smashed off. I climbed down to notice the boiler had exploded, gas was filling the room quick. I ran towards the pool and dipped into it. I washed my body in it. The chlorine stung like mad, but it killed bacteria. I climbed back into the nightclub slowly and walked out. Brulie climbed out and approached me. “T-team sno-now.. Will win against the evil of the EPF...” he said before falling down. I walked away from him struggling to get up. Naturally, I headed to the recycling center. It was now a university. Penguins were hiding in here. “What’s up?” I asked them calmly. One of them got the courage to answer. “We’re scared of the meteors that hit!” he said. I helped him up on his feet. “No meteors hit. Although, avoid the town, stadium, snow forts and plaza. It’s very...messy.” I said. I didn’t want him to worry. He lead the other penguins out. I let out a smile and he smiled back as they all headed towards the cove. “E, is EPF tech up?” I asked E-ULTRA. It took several minutes to respond, so I sat down to recovery. “No. EPF Technology is severely damaged. I am currently attempting a patch on teleportation devices, causing delay in the message system.” replied E. I walked towards the town to see Brulie. He was gone. I then went to the EPF Command Room. It was being repaired. I sat down infront of the command monitor, as if I was to receive orders. I just sat there and waited. My phone rang.

 Nice! I like the high speed action!   But I'm still confused what E-Ultra is.


Overall, I like it a lot! :D9.5/10

I'll ask CC to cover this is his next NEXT edition of his newspaper.

KK


CPC  !